Random Rant

Tuesday, 11 July, 2006

This List will be constantly updated.

1. I don’t understand why people love iPod so much. I don’t understand why people buy iPod when they can have other brand products that obviously surpass iPod in terms of price comparison, usability, durability, features and user-friendliness.

More than that, I don’t understand why people who cannot afford an iPod, they buy the headphone and pretend on the streets like they own one. Why? Bah!

2. I for one have millions of opinion on millions of issues. I’m very opiniated. But most times I don’t express them, because hell I’m busy and I don’t find joy in making enemies.

3. I like girls with braces. Think of it like a fetish of sort. Yes, scary.

4. Friendster/Myspace is not as ridiculous as the members obsessed with it.

5. I think Chuck Norris can kick Ninja Asses

6. I WILL bring you to a bar and get you wasted, and then carry you to a club just so you’llĀ  get to shake that booty, and then when you’re vomitting and bruised your head from hitting the toilet bowl, I’ll send you home, get you a warm towel for your forehead, take your shoes off and cover you with the blanket.

THAT, provided you a) lost your favourite pet b)lost a family member or a dear friend c)just been dumped. Fuck.

2 Responses to “Random Rant”

  1. Mr. Wang Kai Says:

    braces? fetish? tongue get stuck how?

  2. Uncle Su Says:

    I thought you’d be familiar with this.


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