Random Rant
Tuesday, 11 July, 2006
This List will be constantly updated.
1. I don’t understand why people love iPod so much. I don’t understand why people buy iPod when they can have other brand products that obviously surpass iPod in terms of price comparison, usability, durability, features and user-friendliness.
More than that, I don’t understand why people who cannot afford an iPod, they buy the headphone and pretend on the streets like they own one. Why? Bah!
2. I for one have millions of opinion on millions of issues. I’m very opiniated. But most times I don’t express them, because hell I’m busy and I don’t find joy in making enemies.
3. I like girls with braces. Think of it like a fetish of sort. Yes, scary.
4. Friendster/Myspace is not as ridiculous as the members obsessed with it.
5. I think Chuck Norris can kick Ninja Asses
6. I WILL bring you to a bar and get you wasted, and then carry you to a club just so you’llĀ get to shake that booty, and then when you’re vomitting and bruised your head from hitting the toilet bowl, I’ll send you home, get you a warm towel for your forehead, take your shoes off and cover you with the blanket.
THAT, provided you a) lost your favourite pet b)lost a family member or a dear friend c)just been dumped. Fuck.





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Tuesday, 18 July, 2006 at 11:03 pm
braces? fetish? tongue get stuck how?
Thursday, 20 July, 2006 at 2:05 am
I thought you’d be familiar with this.