Good morning space rabbits!

OK I’m very guilty of this Nyquil abuse business last night. So for the last 2 days I have been sleeping irregularly again, waking up at 4pm only to sleep at 6am. And then the cycle repeats itself again for the next day. Very vicious cycle.

So like the typical average neighbourhood genius, I opened up my first aid box and opened a new bottle of Nyquil, gulped 30mL of it (as directed by the bottle, of course) and viola within minutes I’m sleeping in fetal position. As peaceful as a baby. Good stuff, I might add. Now it’s 6pm. I’m awake physically but whoa dude, so highhhh dude! Everything feels funny and bolstered dudeeee…. Good stuff I tells ya!

Kids, I’d say please don’t do this at home but hey, a little off the counter psychedelic won’t kill you, right? Right?

2 Responses to “When Nyquil is the only way to get some sleep”

  1. RailGun Says:

    lol what’s happening to your sleep schedule?

    btw try melatonin… it’s off the counter too and pretty effective at modulating sleep schedules.

    If you need something more powerful you could go to a doc and get real sleeping pills (benzodiazepines usually). I don’t know if they’ll prescribe you stuff for one-off events though. But I guess you could always invent “insomnia” to get a prescription should honesty fail :P lol

  2. Uncle Su Says:

    word brother, word. Melatonin it is.

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