Mmm… (parental discretion advised)

Mom called tonight, and among the many things we discusses, she asked if I was still in contact with Sephia. I said, mmm yeah Mom but its nothing. Friend stuff. She said good, I should at least keep my friends close and please keep looking because she can’t wait to 抱顺子！

That’s something worth cocking an eyebrow for.

I bet she’s worried that I’m gay. Don’t worry Mama, I love women so much I pay special tribute to them every night, in my bedroom with scented incense, candles and my (very thick very long) flute oboe.