An Indecent conversation

Me: Hey I met BFBW 2 days ago at [insert hang-out place]
CD: Oh yeah? Did you fuck her?
Me: Hell no. Her cheebye’s so wide she won’t even notice anyway, though.
CD: True. Its like, you can put your whole leg in her punani la.
CD: …And then every time she breathe in, your leg get sucked an inch in.
Me: Ew. How about when you put your weener inside her, she giggle and say that it tickles?
CD: Ew.

Where is the roll?

My toilet bowl got clogged thanks to excessive disposal of toilet paper. Am seriously contemplating putting a trash bin in the bathroom.

What kind of person use 3 rolls of toilet paper a week? To wipe ass? To wipe mojo? To dry body after shower? To wrap around the body? Halloween prank? The list goes on and my imagination is running wild.