Coldplay foreplay

Coldplay’s songs are just saddening and makes me feel suicidal most of the time. Is this a general trend or is it just me?

I downloaded a .torrent full of “Best of Coldplay”, and for the past 3 hours I have been getting back-to-back-to-back attack of sad song after another. I can, of course, switch over to Stacie Orrico, but I am too sad to do the clicking now. Damn you, The Scientist!