level 1
[ ] smoked a cigarette
[ ] smoked a cigar
[ ] done weed
[x] kissed a member of the same sex
[x] drank alcohol

SO FAR: 2

Level 2
[x] been in love
[x] been dumped
[x] shoplifted-the fun of it.
[x] been fired
[x] been in a fist fight

SO FAR: 7

Level 3
[x] snuck out of a parent’s house
[x] had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back (You mean like the 3 times I kena rejected 3 times yesterday on the dance floor? No?)
[ ] been arrested
[ ] made out with a stranger
[x] gone out on a blind date

SO FAR: 10

Level 4
[x] had a crush on an older person (Miss Gwendolyn Lim!You’re what I go to school for!)
[x] skipped school
[ ] slept with a co-worker (Lub Dub Lub Dub!)
[x] seen someone/something die

SO FAR: 13

Level 5

[ ] had/have a crush on one of your FRIENDSTER friends (pathetic)
[ ] been to Paris
[ ] been to Spain
[x] been on a plane
[ ] thrown up from drinking

SO FAR: 14

Level 6

[x] eaten Sushi
[x] been snowboarding
[ ] met someone BECAUSE of myspace
[x] been mosh pitting

SO FAR: 17

Level 7

[x] been in an abusive relationship
[x] taken pain killers
[x] love/like someone right now (loving myself, mostly)
[x] laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
[x] made a snow angel

SO FAR: 22

Level 8
[x] had a tea party
[x] flown a kite
[x] built a sand castle
[x] gone puddle jumping (And broke my legs along the way)
[x] played dress up (You’d think they still remember what they saw in 2003?)

SO FAR: 27

Level 9
[x] jumped into a pile of leaves
[ ] gone sledding
[x] cheated while playing a game (Slipping 500 bucks under my side of the monopoly board)
[x] been lonely
[x] fallen asleep at work/school

SO FAR: 31

Level 10
[x] used a fake/someone else’s ID (Thanks Liberto 哥哥!)
[x] watched the sunset
[x] felt an earthquake
[ ] killed a snake

SO FAR: 34

Level 11
[x] been tickled
[x] been robbed/vandalized
[ ] robbed someone
[x] been misunderstood
[ ] pet a reindeer

SO FAR:37

Level 12
[x] won a contest
[ ] been suspended from school
[x] had detention
[x] been in a car/motorcycle accident (You’d think?)

SO FAR: 40

Level 13
[x] had/have braces
[x] eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
[x] had deja vu
[x] danced in the moonlight

SO FAR: 44

Level 14
[x] hated the way you look
[ ] witnessed a crime
[x] pole danced
[x] questioned your heart
[x] been obsessed with post-it notes

SO FAR: 48

Level 15
[x] squished barefoot through the mud (Rugbeeeee!!!)
[x] been lost
[x] been to the opposite side of the world (I AM on the opposite side)
[x] swam in the ocean
[x] felt like you were dying

SO FAR: 53

Level 16
[x] cried yourself to sleep
[x] played cops and robbers
[ ] recently coloured with crayons/colored pencils/markers
[x] sang karaoke
[x] paid for a meal with only coins..

SO FAR: 57

Level 17
[x] done something you told yourself you wouldn’t (I won’t date her, I won’t date her, I won’t date her…)
[x] made prank phone calls
[x] laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
[x] kissed in the rain

SO FAR: 61

Level 18
[x] written a letter to Santa Clause
[ ] been kissed under a mistletoe
[x] watched the sun set with someone you care/cared about (What… I care for myself also whaaat)
[x] blown bubbles
[x] made a bonfire on the beach

SO FAR: 65

Level 19
[x] crashed a party
[x] have traveled more than 5 days with a car full of people
[x] gone roller skating/ blading
[x] had a wish come true
[ ] humped a monkey (OMGWTF)

SO FAR: 69

Level 20
[ ] worn pearls
[X] jumped off a bridge
[ ] screamed “penis” at a football game.
[ ] swimming with dolphins

SO FAR: 70

Level 22
[x] got your tongue stuck to a
pole/freezer/ice cube
[x] kissed a fish
[x] worn the opposite sexes clothes (I know, I know, 2003.)
[ ] Sat on a roof top

SO FAR: 73

Level 23
[x] screamed at the top of your lungs
[x] can do a one-handed cartwheel (Now I do)
[x] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours (Thank god for phone radiation)
[x] stayed up all night

SO FAR: 77

Level 24
[x] picked and ate an apple right off the tree (Chiangmai!)
[x] climbed a tree
[ ] had/been in a tree house
[ ] are scared to watch scary movies alone

SO FAR: 79

Level 25
[x] believe in ghosts
[x] have/had more then 30 pairs of shoes (in 19 years)
[ ] gone streaking
[ ] been in jail

SO FAR: 81

7 Responses to “But I’m still glad my parents raised me well.”

  1. wenny Says:

    OMG su u sick lah. why ms gwendolyn lim -_-” (kev;please tell him that he is sick also)

  2. kev Says:

    YA WHY HER??? SAJC TEACHERS ARE MUCH HOTTER! =D

    and btw:
    [x] cheated while playing a game (Slipping 500 bucks under my side of the monopoly board)
    IS DAT THE REASON WHY U WON AND I GOT BANKRUPT SO FAST? lol

  3. kev Says:

    YA WHY HER??? SAJC TEACHERS ARE MUCH HOTTER!i got a crush on more than 1 teacher! LOL

    btw:
    [x] had a crush on an older person (Miss Gwendolyn Lim!You’re what I go to school for!)
    WEI IS DAT WHY U WON AND I GOT BANKRUPT SO FAST?????????

  4. kev Says:

    salah man the quote should be dis one:
    [x] cheated while playing a game (Slipping 500 bucks under my side of the monopoly board)

  5. wenny Says:

    su is an evil guy i tell u

  6. Mr. Wang Kai Says:

    I don’t think borat is a good movie.


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