Comcast has landed!

Apart from all the hype that our house is now a high-speed internet capable one, we don’t actually don’t have a router to hook up the rest of the computers yet, Bummer!

And also, damn OSHA for having the stupid regulations that technical employees are to wear their shoes during house visits! Make my whole house dirty only… and mind you its carpet, idiot! Will take forever to vacuum one idiot! My parents arriving in T-minus 3 days, idiot!

That aside, met some obnoxious asians today. One’s an ABC, the other’s a Hongkonger.

ABC said:

Oh shup up already! SHUT UP. ask during his office hours, idiot!

And Hongkonger said:

…Phmss… That’s not a church. It’s not a Church. Do you know that there can only be one church in a city?

Me: …Uhh, I’m not quite sure. Are you saying that the church I’m recommending is a cult while the one you frequient is the almighty bestest all-truest Church?

HKer: Well, the bibble says that the can only be one church per city. There can only be one Church of Jesus Christ. Did you know that Jerusalem only had a church and 4000 go there every week?

At this point I’m feeling a mixture of pity and absurdity at whatever he’s saying. One, I want to staple his tongue to his nose and pretended that I did not mention GC, two I wanted to rip off the 19″ LCD screen monitor in front of me and ram it up his tiny hole.

Me: Ah, “had” right? Interesting… So when you said city, is it by zip code or by district?

I couldn’t look at him with a straight face anymore. Irony is, GC is the youth ministry program of City Church (Right not, Kai?) If a City is only to have one church, guess what name it should be called…

Someone take pity on me for meeting these people on an almost daily basis.