Uncle Su’s Got Some.

The first thing I look for when I’m browsing Friendster is “Marital Status”, and squirm with pleasure when I find out that some eye-candy friend’s profile has gone from “In a Relationship” to “Single”.

Su, you beotch! *Shakes head*

I went to take the Seattle U Toefl test again, this time is for Chris. Went off to Allen’s BBQ, a whole lot of walking today. Discusses a little more on collegehack project, and uh, another long walk back home. Spent some quality time with myself standing on the bridge above I-5, pretty fun. Came home and tweaked a little with collegehack, got tired, going to bed now. (yawn.)

I got nostalgic tonight and before I knew it I was flipping through photos taken during my secondary school days. So much memories, so many moments of glory, and of laughter and tears.

One thing that struck me when I was browsing through my photos was that, good lord what a superficial SOB I have been back in Secondary school. I find it hard to come into terms with admitting it, but to some extent, most of the friendships I built back then were mostly motivated by superficial things like fame and popularity and good grades and most common of all I was more or less just skirt chasing. I was so blinded with those distractions that I find myself trapped inside my own self-righteousness and denial that now I realize that I haven’t really cherished enough friendships than I can.

If there’s one thing I regret about my days back in Singapore, is that I haven’t really built enough fulfilling friendships and I haven’t really cared for the people around me. They whom have been watching my back and taking me in when I get emo. They whom made my days filled with laughters.

I am going back to Singapore with these solemn sentiments, and I will go back to build on what I failed in the past.

When life beckons, answers.

The week has been too taxing on me and I really want to either catch a movie or go for a quick jog down at greenlake. But heh, I don’t know lah, very sian… whole week not enough rest… I think I should just go downtown now la. Go watch miami vice and devil wears prada and everything else sugar spicy and nice.

My family has left the house. Good luck to my sister in DVC… I have no doubt that she’ll do exceptionally well in her college.

I want to go back to my primary 6 days, being the captain of my athletics team and playing angklung to a hall of audience while wearing a pretty blue batik shirt. :p

I had the weirdest of dreams and ideas bursting out of my head for the past 2 nights. Maybe the presence of my family brings inspiration, but I don’t know.

Don’t ask me how, but right now I want to change my major to physical geography/geology and then study tsunamis and volcanos.

Don’t ask me why, but right now I want to talk to Allen about “some business venture”.

Don’t ask me what brings, but right now I’m willing to sacrifice my holiday to accompany a certain friend down to LA.

Funny how brain waves work, huh.

I’m really happy that I can share with them how I go through my everyday life. A-Ko told me sly-ly that “dude, I think after I told him all those stuff, your dad’s going to buy a car for you. Guaranteed.”  That guy ah.

I’m beat and stressed with the upcoming midterm. More updates later, like, one week later later.

Ciao.

OMG I just had the worst 10 minutes of nightmare, evar.

In summary, it was about me being sent an “anonymous” message from this guy, lets call him Mr. Stupid, and he was ranting about how he and his girlfriend (I am guessing its Sephia) was at my mother’s party and they introduced themselves to my parents without being found out by me, and he was really full of himself for that. Later he bragged of how his private eye Bundung researched and followed me for months and now he knows everything about me, and he wanted to meet me at some dark alley, just to “clear” things up. Now, if I didn’t remember wrong, I think in that dream, I received multiple messages with the same contents in my tagboard at constantlysu, comment boxes at unclesuuu and constantlysu and constantlysu.wordpress, my youtube, my del.icio.us, my MySpace and even my Friendster. I think he knows my IP address and my physical address too.

Now, I am thinking that by “clearing up” things he meant:

1. That he’s going to hide 50 guys in the dark alley and ambush me, throw me in a gunny-sack and then tied me up at the nearest mangrove swamp so that I’ll be a certain meal for certain mangrove animals like Alligators, monitor lizards, squirrels, leeches or sharks.
2. He wants a threesome for his girlfriend’s birthday.
3. Or, he wants to ram me down with his E class. (was it E or C? I rather be gunned down with an E, though)

And the nightmare happened during my afternoon nap, in broad daylight! I need a shrink! Maybe my Psychology major sister can help me out a lil’…

… Tuesday at 8pm PST in San Fransisco. Fun time!

Oh, the Linksys has landed too! Still waiting for the Zippo lighter.

Yeah, fun time.

Check out LonelyGirl15.

She’s been the phenomenon among youtube dwellers, life-less nerds and lechers alike. (I happen to be both, for the record.)

So this pretty young thing (still 15 yrs old) put up videos of herself, with the help of a supposed good friend, Daniel. Now she found out that he likes her and in her latest video she’s kind of dangling him up like a joke. Have some sense of decency, girl. Plus, do you know what is PRIVACY?

What do they teach home-schooled children nowadays, geesh.

Not that I care though… Just thought some women can be such bitches. You know, the pretty innocent-looking girls acting all sweet and stuff, teasing you and flirting with you at will, and then go all “Ohhh… that’s so sweet but you’re not my type” or “Awww, I thought we are friends?” when she found out that you already fall for her. That’s just

If you’ve noticed this, youtube has some minor changes with their videos.

1. If you hover on each youtube video, a “next” button appear, allowing you to move on to the next related video.
2. At the end of each video, a showcase showing 2 of the most related video is available for you to choose from. And the cycle goes on and on. Neat!

I got to know another classmate today. Mike is a Junior and he’s a Filipino born in the states.

Me: Hey do you know how to do this problem?

Mike: No idea. I just did it this way. You should ask the TA.

Me: … OK …

Mike: …

Mike: Hey how did you write so small and so dark? (with a pencil) What kind of lead do you use?

Me: Oh I used a 3B… No wait, you probably don’t have these pencil darkness table here, do you?

Mike: I have no idea what you’re talking about.

He wanted one of my pencil lead to try out, which he liked. He wanted to buy another 2 of those from me, and I ended up giving him my entire lead box.

Mike: Thank man… Hey what’s your name?

Me: Suhendra, what’s yours?

Mike: … S what?

Me: You can just call me Su.

Mike: A’ight, thanks Su! I’m Mike.

Not that I’m not proud of my full name, but people here really have difficulty pronouncing my name that I often end up saying “you can just call me Su. All’s good though, all’s good.

I found out that I suddenly have 3 mandarin radio clips in my iTunes.

I think Allen put it there somehow… its from Singapore’s YES 93.3. Now, I didn’t used to listen to 93.3, but one of the clips in there, the one about this lady who ended her 7 year relationship with her boyfriend because of different ideals. She wanted to travel around and explore, while he’s afraid that he might lose her, persisted that she don’t leave, since he can take care of her anyway. So yeah they broke up.

Pretty sad to hear, but hey, if that’s what you gota do for happiness, then you’d gotta do what you gotta do. Cheers.

Apart from all the hype that our house is now a high-speed internet capable one, we don’t actually don’t have a router to hook up the rest of the computers yet, Bummer!

And also, damn OSHA for having the stupid regulations that technical employees are to wear their shoes during house visits! Make my whole house dirty only… and mind you its carpet, idiot! Will take forever to vacuum one idiot! My parents arriving in T-minus 3 days, idiot!

That aside, met some obnoxious asians today. One’s an ABC, the other’s a Hongkonger.

ABC said:

Oh shup up already! SHUT UP. ask during his office hours, idiot!

And Hongkonger said:

…Phmss… That’s not a church. It’s not a Church. Do you know that there can only be one church in a city?

Me: …Uhh, I’m not quite sure. Are you saying that the church I’m recommending is a cult while the one you frequient is the almighty bestest all-truest Church?

HKer: Well, the bibble says that the can only be one church per city. There can only be one Church of Jesus Christ. Did you know that Jerusalem only had a church and 4000 go there every week?

At this point I’m feeling a mixture of pity and absurdity at whatever he’s saying. One, I want to staple his tongue to his nose and pretended that I did not mention GC, two I wanted to rip off the 19″ LCD screen monitor in front of me and ram it up his tiny hole.

Me: Ah, “had” right? Interesting… So when you said city, is it by zip code or by district?

I couldn’t look at him with a straight face anymore. Irony is, GC is the youth ministry program of City Church (Right not, Kai?) If a City is only to have one church, guess what name it should be called…

Someone take pity on me for meeting these people on an almost daily basis.

Yeah, I said it.

I have a strong hunch that… umm… Should I say it? Ah wadever…
I have a strong hunch that Sephia’s current boyfriend lives opposite my window.

Like, OMGBABANANACALCUTTABOMBAYBBQCHICKENSAUSAGE!
Life just got a whole lot interesting, my friend.
To Mr Maybe-Sephia’s-Bf, rest assured that your black Benz C320 is in safe hands.

Soft, delicate, and definitely SAFE hands.

I saw a girl in UW’s com lab today, and she look a helluva lot like Vivian Hsu.

I only noticed her after choosing my computer, which coincidentally [I swear] is just beside hers. So coincidentally too, I spent three hours sitting on my computer station, doing my own homework [I swear, again], while trying to catch some hints of her nationality and what class she’s taking.

Girl: Yawn…

Me: Scribbles on paper…

Girl: Tsk… (mumble mumble in frustration)

Me: Yawn…

Yes, that’s the kind of intellectual conversation we enjoyed over the span on 3 hours inside the library until it finally closes for the day. I finally found out that she’s probably a Hongkonger since she spoke cantonese on the phone. Sweet voice…melt my heart, awww…

A more fantasy-like conversation would have looked like this:

Me: Miss, you look so stressed, what are you mulling over?

Girl: …

Girl: I’m taking this anal Biology class this quarter, and you know Biology, speaks its own language.

Me: Hmm… Hey, I’m going down to get some drink. Do you want me to get anything for you?

Girl: Uh, no thanks… I’m leaving anyway. You’re a nice guy.

Me: Oh you’re leaving? Hey, I’m leaving too, you wanna grab a bite in U-dist.?

Girl: Uh… Yeah sure! Any recommendation?

I swear I was a script-writer in my past lifetime!

Allen pulled me along and finally, for a first, I am going “back” to Church. Generation Church is the church. Read the rest of this entry »

I think some friend was looking for a shaver a few weeks back.

I recommend this to him. [via KurtLow]

So the $200+ photo printer has arrived too.

I’m having a great day today, with the new-found hang-outs on campus and sightings of my eye-candies, with a S. That’s plural for you.

I’m seeing a whole lot of Summer here. Ahhh…

Hey, lemme try something new…